Zelda Porn On The Rise
The popular porn site, YouPorn has reported that their traffic has dropped significantly since the release of the Nintendo Switch last weekend. It seems users are so excited to play the switch, they've completely neglected those pesky porn habits.
YouPorn notes that their traffic had dropped 15% on March 3rd, the day the Switch was released. The following day, Saturday, traffic was down 17% and Sunday saw a 13% decrease. There was one area that increased, however. Porn with the term "Zelda" had increased 164% that weekend. Proving once and for all, ya'll a bunch of freaks.